It’s official, British Problems is my favourite thing off reddit
JUST
LOOK
AT
ALL
THE
POLITE
BRITISH
AWKWARDNESS
AHHH!
is this how I am going to be remembered?
I’m British and sympathise with whoever had to go through these traumas
poor souls
I laughed in sympathy with fellow Brits, spat coffee onto my laptop, then apologised to it while carefully cleaning the screen.
(via alexkinglet)
Charlotte Green, “I Am A Slut” (via morecoffee)
(via gtfothinspo)
These are all so good.
The second one
“I am so bad at being likable that I’ve had to create an elaborate force field of imagined persecution to justify it.”
This tag somehow turned into the best thing ever.
(via thenewwomensmovement)
Seriously. Welcome to Happily Ever After, Rosaline.
You live in a united and prosperous Verona. And you don’t have to hang out with people who get married within hours of meeting.
You won the freaking Shakespeare tragedy lottery.
p.s. I hear that Paris guy ain’t half bad. Oh, he’s dead, too? YEAH MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THEN.
Clearly the only man in that play for me is Mercutio. Oh, he’s dead, too?
Might I recommend Benvolio?
^-^
(Source: imnotan-option, via feminist-submissive)
(Source: staypozitive, via staypozitive)
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
This! I have! I have read two books today. None that are any particular use to me studying right now. But books! Everybody loves books. Even if they’re not very good.
I’ve said yes many, many times because I didn’t want to hurt his feelings. I was raised, like many women, to be “nice” and “polite” and that has extended to detaching myself from my own body just to avoid wounding the pride of a man I’m no longer sexually interested in.
I’ve said yes because we’ve already started so I can’t stop even though it’s the literal worst, even though his breath is bad or his genitals smell like BO or our movements are stilted and awkward and I feel cold from the waist down.
I’ve said yes because my nos were ignored so many times that I lost faith in them, and also because the word itself was just too hard to get out, and I felt paralyzed in the absence of no, the same way I felt the many times I meant to insist on a condom but didn’t.
Just A Few Of the Many Reasons I’ve Had Sex Besides Just Wanting To Bone (via cuntgarden)
This.
(Source: , via thenewwomensmovement)
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